Sheffield guy looking for nice girl for no strings fun.

Hi there, if you're female thanks for looking if your not then Im flattered but no thanks! I'll get straight to the point, I'm 39 reasonably attractive, well i think so anyway, not too tall, not too short, ok then 5'8, slim/athletic (ish) all my own hair! and I love to love!.... ok.. I'm horny as hell. What I'm not looking for is a relationship. If this crosses your moral boundries then I apologise and I understand you'll not be racing to get in touch, however if you are likeminded and fancy a bit! I would very much like to hear from you. I have a great sense of humour and love fun so any encounter would be a good laugh as well. I am, like anyone who I hope to meet here, discreet and understand the boundries. I like women of most shapes and sizes (within reason!) and any age (within reason.. again!!) I have a very cushy job which basically makes my time my own so daytimes are easy though evenings are ok too. Anyway, If you are in the slightest bit interested please get in touch, even a chat can be fun, hopefully I can make you laugh at least!! My email address is markheavy@hotmail.co.uk Thats not my real name of course...
Ps Obviously you may wish to see another pic, (yes I know this one looks daft...what are you supposed to do??) that can easily be arranged once we have made contact.
Here's Hopin'